Someone's confused my passport photo order.
Someone gave me the wrong pictures back! Who's that fat fuck with the unruly hair and jowels?
Oh, wait. What? That IS...me?
Ay Chihuahuas.
Remember that time I said I could stand to lose like 5 lbs or so? Make that 30.
Mama mia, this baby beluga bit is not becoming of me. Everyone warned me about living with a boy and following their habits. I've fallen prey! I've fallen prey!
No, but really, I have to give up my bad habits. This morning my boss caught me with a hot chocolate and a half a cupcake. He asked what my mother would say if she saw me eating such an unbalanced meal.
I'm not sure, really. I don't think she knows that I eat utter crap if left to my own devices.
So I'm back on my 'no solids' diet. Let's see how long this one lasts.
1 comment:
I feel the same way. Someone asked if I was pregnant on Friday. I almost cried!
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